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Mack The Knife


Featuring : Dinah Shore and Pearl Bailey - Way Back in 1960 ( Happily Singing "The Ballad of Mack the Knife" , on the "Dinah Shore Chevy Show" )


Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's never, never a trace of red


Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh, whoo sunny morning, un huh
Lies a body just oozin' life, eek
And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?


There's a tugboat, huh, huh, down by the river don'tcha know
Where a cement bag's just a-drooppin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten, old Macky's back in town
Now did ya hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?


Now Jenny Diver, ho, ho, yeah, Sukey Tawdry
Ooh, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town


I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town
Look out, old Macky's back


Songwriters: Kurt Weill / Bertolt Brecht / Marc Blitzstein


Mack The Knife lyrics © BMG Rights Management




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Name: Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Irish County : Cavan

Home (Constituency) Town : Ballyconnell

Political Nickname : Obi

Ancestry / Heritage / Ethnicity : Black (Ethnic Minority)

Political Party : Independent

(Polls / Bookies) Chances of Winning the Irish Presidency in 2025 : (Very) Very High.

Highest Political Office (to date) : The Most Excellent State Counsellor of Biafraland

Profession : Alternative Medicine Professor , Chief Wellness Officer of the Minor Ailments Project ; and EU (European Union) Medical Doctor (Fully Licensed to Practise in the Mediterranean).

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Alternative Medicine | Christmas Quack Update | His Eminence | Dr Joseph Obi | Quacktitioner Royal.

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HEADLINE NEWS : Quackingham Palace recently confirmed that the Brand New Quacktitioner Royal is : His Majestic Eminence , The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) . It will be duly recalled that the Former Quacktitioner Royal , His Royal Highness The Crown Prince , has since Amicably Abdicated , with Immediate Effect . LONG LIVE THE KING !!!

Obi | Quacktitioner Royal v Quacktitioner Regal | HRH The Crown Prince v Joseph Chikelue Obi | Who Really Rules The Quackosphere ? | You Decide !

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Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , remains exceedingly satisfied with his Fabulous New Online Global Compendium of Hilarious Quackery Words . . . . . . His Unflappable Eminence has therefore now (cheekily) decided to gracefully Float Off to Quackingham Palace for the next 10 Days (or so). Merry Christmas , Everybody !

Dr Joseph Obi | Alternative Medicine Quackery Thesaurus | Quacktitioner Royal | Quacktitioner Regal | Supreme High Quack | WonderQuack | SuperQuack !

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Doctor Joseph Obi , is further expanding his Hilarious Online Global Compendium of Rib-Cracking Quackery Words .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine | Amusing Quack Words | Quackingham | Quackopolis | Quackademia | Quackademy | Quackstabber !

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has already completed the first few pages of his Online Global Compendium of Amusing Quack Words .

Professor Obi | Annual Quackery Ball | The Most Flambuoyant Fancy Dress Party On Earth !

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Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Obi , has gleefully agreed to serve as Grand Patron of the Annual Quackery (Fancy Dress) Ball ; with Immediate Effect. . . *DRESS CODE : SEEK INSPIRATION FROM THE FABULOUS PHOTO BELOW*

Doctor Obi | Quack Scientists Conference . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Doctor Obi , has warmly agreed to host the 2015 Quack Scientists Conference . . . More Details will be released in 2014.

Dr Obi | Quack Medicine Awards | The Quammies

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Obi , has graciously agreed to host the 2013 Quack Medicine Awards (aka the Quammies ). . . Further Details will be publicly released in due course.

Prof Obi | Quack Doctor Support Initiatives. . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Prof Obi , has just confirmed that he is brazenly embarking on yet another Formidable Series of Quack Doctor Support Initiatives . . .

Professor Joseph Obi | Redefinition | Quackery.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Obi , has just announced that he is currently (comprehensively) revising his brand new definition for the term Quackery . . . Updated Details will be Published Shortly. Thank You.

Dr Joseph Obi | New Definition | Quack Medicine.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Obi , is currently (decisively) revising his brand new definition for the term Quack Medicine . . . Kindly bear with him , for a little while longer. Thank You.

Joseph Obi | Term Redefinition Update | Quack.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Obi , is currently revising his brand new definition for the term Quack . . . Please kindly continue to be Patient with him. Thank You.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Fantasist Project | QFP | Intensive Alternative Medicine Brainstorming.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be inviting the General Public to take part in his Quack Fantasist (Visionary) Sessions . Comprehensive Details will be provided shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Interim Public Statement | Quackery Research Council (QRC)

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has graciously agreed to serve as Interim President of the Quackery Research Council (QRC) . Additional Information will be published shortly.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Clinical Quackery Seminar

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be presenting a Public Seminar on Clinical Quackery and Orthodox Quack Medicine . Further Information will be published shortly.

Alternative Medicine Quackery | Short Residential Weekend Training Programmes | Joseph Chikelue Obi

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be organizing Residential Weekend Training Programmes in Evidence Based Quackery . Additional Details will be provided shortly.

Alternative Medicine Quack Science | Crash Courses | Joseph Chikelue Obi | International Expert in (Evidence Based) Quackological Medicine.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be organizing Crash Courses in Evidence Based Quack Science . Further Information will be provided shortly.

Strategic Political Quackery | Online Course | Live (& Direct) From Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be organizing Official Online Training Courses in Strategic Political Quackery . Additional Information will be provided shortly.

Quack Medicine Course | Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be running Official Online Training Courses in Evidence Based Quack Medicine . . .

How The Quackometer Blog Was Comprehensively Thrashed By Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be publicly outlining the Maverick Avalanche of Formidable Strategies which he decisively used to Firmly Crush the (Feeble-Minded) Quackometer Bandwagon of Arrogant Little Sceptics . . .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackometer Thrashed Again.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has once again decisively thrashed the Quackometer . . .

Alternative Medicine | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Medicine | Unflappable Quacks | Snake Oil Quackery.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has boldly launched an Outrageously Audacious Bid to Comprehensively Redefine all of the Following 3 Terms : Quack , Quackery and Quack Medicine .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Unveils The Alternative Medicine QuackSheet | Do-It -Yourself (DIY) Medicine Finally Arrives On The Internet !

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently cheekily launched the QuackSheet . . . A Very Simple Page of Useful (Over-The-Counter) Interventions in Self Care.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | The Quackfather.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has now cheekily adopted the (Equally Controversial) Alias of Quackfather . . .

Professor Joseph Obi | Medical Quackery Summit.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Obi , has warmly agreed to Eclectically Chair an Upcoming International Conference concerning the Redefinition of Evidence Based Medical Quackery . Further Details will be arriving shortly.

Dr Joseph Obi | Alternative Medicine Publications.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Obi , has just completed another Set of Alternative Medicine Publications ; to be quietly launched on this site , within the next fortnight or so.

Joseph Obi | The Return of The QuackFather !

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Obi , recently chose an exceedingly controversial name for his brand new Quackery Blog . It shall duly be called : The QuackFather .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackery Blog Update.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be launching his brand new Quackery Blog . Further Details will be arriving shortly.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Kingpin.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will continue to serve as the Chief Political Strategist of the highly successful Alternative Medicine Campaign until further notice.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "Quack Medicine is Not New."

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Xmas Food For Thought. " Quack Medicine is just as common in an Orthodox Clinical Setting as it is in an Alternative Medicine Environment . The main difference is that Allopathic Quacks often tend to have an Accredited Medical Degree plus a Statutory Medical Practising License ; while their Holistic Fringe Healing Counterparts fundamentally do not possess any of the Aforementioned Major Qualifications . Whatever the case , please be duly informed that over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine has absolutely No Solid Evidence Base whatsoever ; and as such is therefore (by Critical Default) fundamentally deemed to be nothing short of Unflappable Medical Quackery . To put it bluntly : Almost Everyone is now a Potential Quack . . ."

Clinic | Pharmacy | Doctor | Advice | Online | Internet | Advisers | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi

Clinic | Pharmacy | Doctor | Advice | Online | Internet | Advisers | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi
Clinic | Pharmacy | Doctor | Advice | Online | Internet | Advisers | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi