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Mack The Knife

Featuring : Dinah Shore and Pearl Bailey - Way Back in 1960 ( Happily Singing "The Ballad of Mack the Knife" , on the "Dinah Shore Chevy Show" )

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's never, never a trace of red

Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh, whoo sunny morning, un huh
Lies a body just oozin' life, eek
And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

There's a tugboat, huh, huh, down by the river don'tcha know
Where a cement bag's just a-drooppin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten, old Macky's back in town
Now did ya hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?

Now Jenny Diver, ho, ho, yeah, Sukey Tawdry
Ooh, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town

I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town
Look out, old Macky's back

Songwriters: Kurt Weill / Bertolt Brecht / Marc Blitzstein

Mack The Knife lyrics © BMG Rights Management

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Name: Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Irish County : Cavan

Home (Constituency) Town : Ballyconnell

Political Nickname : Obi

Ancestry / Heritage / Ethnicity : Black (Ethnic Minority)

Political Party : Independent

(Polls / Bookies) Chances of Winning the Irish Presidency in 2025 : (Very) Very High.

Highest Political Office (to date) : The Most Excellent State Counsellor of Biafraland

Profession : Alternative Medicine Professor , Chief Wellness Officer of the Minor Ailments Project ; and EU (European Union) Medical Doctor (Fully Licensed to Practise in the Mediterranean).

Website : https://www.minor.ie

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